{"id":329,"date":"2001-11-07T18:33:00","date_gmt":"2001-11-07T22:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=329"},"modified":"2001-11-07T18:33:00","modified_gmt":"2001-11-07T22:33:00","slug":"ejaculating-hippos-keep-floating-through-my-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2001\/11\/07\/18\/33\/ejaculating-hippos-keep-floating-through-my-mind\/","title":{"rendered":"Ejaculating Hippos Keep Floating Through My Mind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.studentmagazine.com\/thisweek\/thisweek_article.asp?articleID=213\"><\/p>\n<p>Each time my wife initiates sex, these ejaculating hippos keep floating through my mind<\/p>\n<p><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"..\/Asset\/hippo.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/Asset\/hippo.gif\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nSo this guy&#8217;s job is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.studentmagazine.com\/thisweek\/thisweek_article.asp?articleID=213\">giving hand jobs to zoo animals<\/a>. This is, apparently, where a life sciences degree gets you these days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Each time my wife initiates sex, these ejaculating hippos keep floating through my mind So this guy&#8217;s job is giving hand jobs to zoo animals. This is, apparently, where a life sciences degree gets&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}