{"id":337,"date":"2001-11-09T19:53:00","date_gmt":"2001-11-09T23:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=337"},"modified":"2001-11-09T19:53:00","modified_gmt":"2001-11-09T23:53:00","slug":"great-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2001\/11\/09\/19\/53\/great-future\/","title":{"rendered":"Great Future!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I used to think that Lisa had the <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/cbbcnews\/hi\/world\/newsid_1646000\/1646912.stm\">longest tongue ever<\/a>, but then I saw this&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/cbbcnews\/hi\/world\/newsid_1646000\/1646912.stm\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/Asset\/TongueFace.jpg\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/Asset\/TongueSide.jpg\" width=\"164\" height=\"97\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/Asset\/TongueDown.jpg\" width=\"82\" height=\"97\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nIf this young girl has any sense, she&#8217;ll decide on lesbianism and make a lot of people very happy indeed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to think that Lisa had the longest tongue ever, but then I saw this&#8230; If this young girl has any sense, she&#8217;ll decide on lesbianism and make a lot of people very&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}