{"id":3461,"date":"2012-09-01T10:31:16","date_gmt":"2012-09-01T17:31:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/?p=3461"},"modified":"2012-09-01T10:31:16","modified_gmt":"2012-09-01T17:31:16","slug":"brennas-pseudo-teenagerhood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2012\/09\/01\/10\/31\/brennas-pseudo-teenagerhood\/","title":{"rendered":"Brenna&#8217;s Pseudo-Teenagerhood"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6 data-ft=\"{&quot;type&quot;:1,&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}\">Important milestones accomplished. Last week Brenna attained pseudo-teenagerhood:<\/h6>\n<ol>\n<li>Learned how to say &#8220;Sure&#8230;&#8221; with a sarcastic tone.<\/li>\n<li>Played her first video game (an 80s-style static shooter) and was iteratively strategising new play gestures within two minutes.<\/li>\n<li>Shouted &#8220;Leave me alone!&#8221; when she was pissed off.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Important milestones accomplished. Last week Brenna attained pseudo-teenagerhood: Learned how to say &#8220;Sure&#8230;&#8221; with a sarcastic tone. Played her first video game (an 80s-style static shooter) and was iteratively strategising new play gestures within&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1113],"tags":[1873,1160],"class_list":["post-3461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brenna","tag-brenna","tag-toddler"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3461"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3461\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}