{"id":353,"date":"2001-11-13T00:04:00","date_gmt":"2001-11-13T04:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=353"},"modified":"2001-11-13T00:04:00","modified_gmt":"2001-11-13T04:04:00","slug":"monetize-robust-leveraged-functionalities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2001\/11\/13\/00\/04\/monetize-robust-leveraged-functionalities\/","title":{"rendered":"Monetize Robust Leveraged Functionalities"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aaaagh! I&#8217;m trapped in work late into the night writing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dack.com\/web\/bullshit.html\" alt=\"aggregate architect benchmark brand cultivate deliver deploy disintermediate drive e-enable embrace empower enable engage engineer enhance envisioneer evolve expedite exploit extend facilitate generate grow harness implement incentivize incubate innovate integrate iterate leverage matrix maximize mesh monetize morph optimize orchestrate productize recontextualize redefine reintermediate reinvent repurpose revolutionize scale seize strategize streamline syndicate synergize synthesize target transform transition unleash utilize visualize whiteboard  24\/365 24\/7 B2B B2C back-end best-of-breed bleeding-edge bricks-and-clicks clicks-and-mortar collaborative compelling cross-platform cross-media customized cutting-edge distributed dot-com dynamic e-business efficient end-to-end enterprise extensible frictionless front-end global granular holistic impactful innovative integrated interactive intuitive killer leading-edge magnetic mission-critical next-generation one-to-one open-source out-of-the-box plug-and-play proactive real-time revolutionary rich robust scalable seamless sexy sticky strategic synergistic transparent turn-key ubiquitous user-centric value-added vertical viral virtual visionary web-enabled wireless world-class  action-items applications architectures bandwidth channels communities content convergence deliverables e-business e-commerce e-markets e-services e-tailers experiences eyeballs functionalities infomediaries infrastructures initiatives interfaces markets methodologies metrics mindshare models networks niches paradigms partnerships platforms portals relationships ROI synergies web-readiness schemas solutions supply-chains systems technologies users vortals web services\" title=\"aggregate architect benchmark brand cultivate deliver deploy disintermediate drive e-enable embrace empower enable engage engineer enhance envisioneer evolve expedite exploit extend facilitate generate grow harness implement incentivize incubate innovate integrate iterate leverage matrix maximize mesh monetize morph optimize orchestrate productize recontextualize redefine reintermediate reinvent repurpose revolutionize scale seize strategize streamline syndicate synergize synthesize target transform transition unleash utilize visualize whiteboard  24\/365 24\/7 B2B B2C back-end best-of-breed bleeding-edge bricks-and-clicks clicks-and-mortar collaborative compelling cross-platform cross-media customized cutting-edge distributed dot-com dynamic e-business efficient end-to-end enterprise extensible frictionless front-end global granular holistic impactful innovative integrated interactive intuitive killer leading-edge magnetic mission-critical next-generation one-to-one open-source out-of-the-box plug-and-play proactive real-time revolutionary rich robust scalable seamless sexy sticky strategic synergistic transparent turn-key ubiquitous user-centric value-added vertical viral virtual visionary web-enabled wireless world-class  action-items applications architectures bandwidth channels communities content convergence deliverables e-business e-commerce e-markets e-services e-tailers experiences eyeballs functionalities infomediaries infrastructures initiatives interfaces markets methodologies metrics mindshare models networks niches paradigms partnerships platforms portals relationships ROI synergies web-readiness schemas solutions supply-chains systems technologies users vortals web services\">ebuzz marketing-speak drivel<\/a> sentences that make no sense. Who said all the dotcom madness had ended???? I&#8230; try&#8230; but&#8230; I can&#8217;t resist for much longer. Sooner or later in a vain attempt to pad out my paragraphs I&#8217;ll have to use that hateful word &#8220;leverage&#8221;! I&#8217;m trapped in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unitedmedia.com\/comics\/dilbert\/archive\/dilbert-20011108.html\">Dilbert Land<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aaaagh! I&#8217;m trapped in work late into the night writing ebuzz marketing-speak drivel sentences that make no sense. Who said all the dotcom madness had ended???? I&#8230; try&#8230; but&#8230; I can&#8217;t resist for much&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}