{"id":38,"date":"2001-09-22T16:51:00","date_gmt":"2001-09-22T20:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=38"},"modified":"2001-09-22T16:51:00","modified_gmt":"2001-09-22T20:51:00","slug":"lisas-broken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2001\/09\/22\/16\/51\/lisas-broken\/","title":{"rendered":"Lisa&#8217;s Broken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Lisa&#8217;s really sick, some evil sudden-onslaught virus that&#8217;s laid her low. I joked that maybe I had &#8220;broken her&#8221;? I gave her some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.codeine.demon.co.uk\/luxuryitemmay.html\">Solpadeine<\/a> (codeine, aspirin, paracetemol\/acetominophen and caffeine). Over-the-counter in Ireland, pisses all over their strongest OTC thing here, Excedrin Extra or whatever. I can&#8217;t believe wusses like Matthew Perry can check themselves in for addiction to Vicodan (basically a milder Solpadeine) but in Ireland it&#8217;s something you routinely swallow for colds and flu. If you&#8217;re a celeb then my God get checked in for some hardcore addiction!<\/p>\n<p>I read that &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.snappopmag.com\/columns\/2001\/ontheglam501.html\">Vicodan is the new quaaludes<\/a>&#8220;. What?!?!?!? If only I&#8217;d known I&#8217;d have chatted to all those women with colds in Dublin I saw coming out of the pharmacy with Solpadeine, waiting for it to take effect and for them to become sex-crazed love machines.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Lisa&#8217;s really sick, some evil sudden-onslaught virus that&#8217;s laid her low. I joked that maybe I had &#8220;broken her&#8221;? I gave her some Solpadeine (codeine, aspirin, paracetemol\/acetominophen and caffeine). Over-the-counter in Ireland, pisses&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}