{"id":480,"date":"2001-12-05T13:36:00","date_gmt":"2001-12-05T17:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=480"},"modified":"2001-12-05T13:36:00","modified_gmt":"2001-12-05T17:36:00","slug":"more-mall-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2001\/12\/05\/13\/36\/more-mall-madness\/","title":{"rendered":"More Mall Madness"},"content":{"rendered":"

As if self-immolation<\/a> was not enough, this disgruntled holiday shopper decided to fling his semen at shoppers<\/a> in his local mall.<\/p>\n

(Note that this was reported by Denise Dick<\/i>. Nominative determinism<\/a> or editors with a sense of humour?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As if self-immolation was not enough, this disgruntled holiday shopper decided to fling his semen at shoppers in his local mall. (Note that this was reported by Denise Dick. Nominative determinism or editors with...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t