{"id":585,"date":"2001-12-21T17:36:00","date_gmt":"2001-12-21T21:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=585"},"modified":"2001-12-21T17:36:00","modified_gmt":"2001-12-21T21:36:00","slug":"bless-capalerts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2001\/12\/21\/17\/36\/bless-capalerts\/","title":{"rendered":"Bless CAPAlerts!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, so CAPAlerts, God bless their crazy little souls, have decided that the Lord of the Rings movie was <i>obviously<\/i> designed by Satan to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.capalert.com\/capreports\/lordofrings_fellowship.htm\">destroy the Christian religion<\/a>. Well, I hope for their innocent sakes they never see Jackson&#8217;s earlier movies! Well, they hated <a href=\"http:\/\/www.capalert.com\/capreports\/harrypottersorc.htm\">Harry Potter <\/a>as well, of course, because he&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.capalert.com\/capreports\/harrypottersorc.htm\">devil child<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, so CAPAlerts, God bless their crazy little souls, have decided that the Lord of the Rings movie was obviously designed by Satan to destroy the Christian religion. Well, I hope for their innocent&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}