{"id":623,"date":"2002-01-07T21:45:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-08T01:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=623"},"modified":"2002-01-07T21:45:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-08T01:45:00","slug":"fellatio-fortune-telling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/01\/07\/21\/45\/fellatio-fortune-telling\/","title":{"rendered":"Fellatio Fortune Telling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How illuminating&#8230; beats some other <a href=\"http:\/\/skepdic.com\/divinati.html\">prognostication methods<\/a> hands down.<br \/>\n<i><a href=\"http:\/\/mdn.mainichi.co.jp\/waiwai\/0201\/020107fortune.html\">I pulled the skin down and the top started emitting this black light. Once I&#8217;d put him in my mouth I could taste the sort of bitterness he&#8217;d experienced. I could see his future. And that future was an enormous amount of happiness at a racecourse.<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How illuminating&#8230; beats some other prognostication methods hands down. I pulled the skin down and the top started emitting this black light. Once I&#8217;d put him in my mouth I could taste the sort&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}