{"id":638,"date":"2002-01-09T14:45:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-09T18:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=638"},"modified":"2002-01-09T14:45:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-09T18:45:00","slug":"big-meat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/01\/09\/14\/45\/big-meat\/","title":{"rendered":"Big Meat"},"content":{"rendered":"

Big Meat<\/a>, not satisfied with killing the planet, is now killing hedgehogs<\/a>!?!?!? Is nothing sacred? When will the hedgehog army rise up to avenge their apocalypse? What will my mutant dwarf army be able to ride if there aren’t any hedgehogs left for me to mutate?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Big Meat, not satisfied with killing the planet, is now killing hedgehogs!?!?!? Is nothing sacred? When will the hedgehog army rise up to avenge their apocalypse? What will my mutant dwarf army be able...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t