{"id":658,"date":"2002-01-13T18:45:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-13T22:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=658"},"modified":"2002-01-13T18:45:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-13T22:45:00","slug":"the-longest-cock-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/01\/13\/18\/45\/the-longest-cock-in-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"The Longest Cock In The World"},"content":{"rendered":"

Recently I’ve been noticing an increasing number of people hitting my website coming from Google, having typed in the search phrase The Longest Cock In The World<\/a> (or variations thereof). It appears a page on my website is unaccountably at the top of Google’s hitlist. So these horny searchers get to see this sexy duck<\/a>. That must be so disappointing. I almost<\/i> feel sorry for them. Except for the duck fuckers<\/a>, they don’t need any<\/a><\/i> encouragement<\/a> from me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Recently I’ve been noticing an increasing number of people hitting my website coming from Google, having typed in the search phrase The Longest Cock In The World (or variations thereof). It appears a page...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t