{"id":658,"date":"2002-01-13T18:45:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-13T22:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=658"},"modified":"2002-01-13T18:45:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-13T22:45:00","slug":"the-longest-cock-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/01\/13\/18\/45\/the-longest-cock-in-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"The Longest Cock In The World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Recently I&#8217;ve been noticing an increasing number of people hitting my website coming from Google, having typed in the search phrase <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=The+Longest+Cock+In+The+World.&#038;sourceid=opera&#038;num=0\">The Longest Cock In The World<\/a> (or variations thereof). It appears a page on my website is unaccountably at the top of Google&#8217;s hitlist. So these horny searchers get to see this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Webstore\/Duck%20Longest%20Cock%20in%20the%20World\/\">sexy duck<\/a>. That must be so disappointing. I <i>almost<\/i> feel sorry for them. Except for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iamlost.com\/features\/ducklove\/\">duck fuckers<\/a>, they don&#8217;t need <i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.claws-and-paws.com\/index.shtml\">any<\/a><\/i> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lectlaw.com\/files\/sex04.htm\">encouragement<\/a> from me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recently I&#8217;ve been noticing an increasing number of people hitting my website coming from Google, having typed in the search phrase The Longest Cock In The World (or variations thereof). It appears a page&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=658"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}