{"id":665,"date":"2002-01-14T18:35:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-14T22:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=665"},"modified":"2002-01-14T18:35:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-14T22:35:00","slug":"she-mounts-me-like-a-beast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/01\/14\/18\/35\/she-mounts-me-like-a-beast\/","title":{"rendered":"She Mounts Me Like A Beast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><a href=\"http:\/\/mdn.mainichi.co.jp\/waiwai\/0112\/011212abuse.html\">My wife is lust incarnate &#8230; Sex three times a day is the norm for her. If I so much as slack off, she screams, You dinky prick! Can&#8217;t you even satisfy me!&#8217; She mounts me like a beast, furiously shaking her hips.<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n<p>Ah we should all have such <a href=\"http:\/\/mdn.mainichi.co.jp\/waiwai\/0112\/011212abuse.html\">problems<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife is lust incarnate &#8230; Sex three times a day is the norm for her. If I so much as slack off, she screams, You dinky prick! Can&#8217;t you even satisfy me!&#8217; She&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=665"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}