{"id":766,"date":"2002-01-29T13:54:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-29T17:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=766"},"modified":"2002-01-29T13:54:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-29T17:54:00","slug":"no-mr-myers-i-expect-you-to-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/01\/29\/13\/54\/no-mr-myers-i-expect-you-to-suck\/","title":{"rendered":"No Mr Myers, I Expect You To Suck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chron.com\/cgi-bin\/auth\/story\/content\/chronicle\/business\/97\/10\/14\/bond.2-0.html\">humourless<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bergen.com\/previews\/bond19971017.htm\">buffoons<\/a> who own the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ianfleming.org\/mkkbb\/afjbfaq\/3.shtml\">James Bond movie franchise<\/a> have finally woken up and realised that <a href=\"http:\/\/internettrash.com\/users\/mikemyers\/\">Mike Myers<\/a> has been (shock! horror!) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.austinpowers.com\/\">taking the royal piss<\/a> out of them. They&#8217;ve decided to <a href=\"..\/Webstore\/Austin%20Powers%20Sued%20For%20GoldMember\/007%20GIVES%20THE%20FINGER%20TO%20AUSTIN%20POWERS.html\">injunct<\/a> the <a href=\"..\/Webstore\/Austin%20Powers%20Sued%20For%20GoldMember\/3rd%20Austin%20Powers%20may%20need%20new%20title.html\">latest<\/a> <a href=\"..\/Webstore\/Austin%20Powers%20Sued%20For%20GoldMember\/Austin%20Powers'%20new%20enemy%20MGM.html\">Austin Powers<\/a> movie, <a href=\"..\/Webstore\/Austin%20Powers%20Sued%20For%20GoldMember\/Powers%20battles%20Bond%20over%20Goldmember%20title.html\"><i>Goldmember<\/i><\/a>, and so all the marketing material, including that cute trailer with the dwarf, have been pulled.<\/p>\n<p>Trailer in <a href=\"..\/Vids\/Austin%20Powers%20-%20Goldmember\/austin_powers_3_m480.mov\">high<\/a>, <a href=\"..\/Vids\/Austin%20Powers%20-%20Goldmember\/austin_powers_3_m320.mov\">medium<\/a>, <a href=\"..\/Vids\/Austin%20Powers%20-%20Goldmember\/austin_powers_3_m240.mov\">low<\/a> resolution.<\/p>\n<p>This is of course maybe the best publicity the <a href=\"http:\/\/hollywoodbitchslap.com\/hbs.cgi?movie=800&#038;reviewer=167\">sagging Austin Powers franchise<\/a> could have wished for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The humourless buffoons who own the James Bond movie franchise have finally woken up and realised that Mike Myers has been (shock! horror!) taking the royal piss out of them. They&#8217;ve decided to injunct&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=766"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}