{"id":795,"date":"2002-02-01T14:33:00","date_gmt":"2002-02-01T18:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=795"},"modified":"2002-02-01T14:33:00","modified_gmt":"2002-02-01T18:33:00","slug":"female-pro-wrestler-pays-guys-to-kill-boring-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/02\/01\/14\/33\/female-pro-wrestler-pays-guys-to-kill-boring-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"Female Pro Wrestler Pays Guys To Kill Boring Husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Couldn&#8217;t she have just <a href=\"..\/Webstore\/Woman%20Wrestler%20Kills%20Boring%20Husband\/Wrestler%20accused%20of%20husband's%20murder.html\">bodyslammed<\/a> this &#8220;ordinary and unexceptional&#8221; husband instead? That would have been cheaper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Couldn&#8217;t she have just bodyslammed this &#8220;ordinary and unexceptional&#8221; husband instead? That would have been cheaper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}