{"id":826,"date":"2002-02-05T21:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-02-06T01:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=826"},"modified":"2002-02-05T21:00:00","modified_gmt":"2002-02-06T01:00:00","slug":"uantanamo-prisoners-putting-toothpaste-up-their-asses-masturbating-cartwheeling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/02\/05\/21\/00\/uantanamo-prisoners-putting-toothpaste-up-their-asses-masturbating-cartwheeling\/","title":{"rendered":"uantanamo Prisoners Putting Toothpaste Up Their Asses, Masturbating, Cartwheeling"},"content":{"rendered":"

They stare and masturbate, they do naked cartwheels, they are making terrain models out of their food<\/a><\/i> (I used to do that with mash potato all the time), they eat their toiletries and piss on food. If the Pentagon took pictures of this stuff, they would be ratings winners!<\/p>\n

This is all allegedly<\/a>, though. The Weekly Standard<\/a><\/i> is a pretty right-wing and moderately deranged magazine<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

They stare and masturbate, they do naked cartwheels, they are making terrain models out of their food (I used to do that with mash potato all the time), they eat their toiletries and piss...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t