{"id":843,"date":"2002-02-11T03:16:00","date_gmt":"2002-02-11T07:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=843"},"modified":"2002-02-11T03:16:00","modified_gmt":"2002-02-11T07:16:00","slug":"dumb-people-smart-lizards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/02\/11\/03\/16\/dumb-people-smart-lizards\/","title":{"rendered":"Dumb People, Smart Lizards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What is it with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002_01_20_WeekArchive.php#8946776\">dumb people keeping oversized lizards as pets<\/a>? And why then do they act all surprised when their cold-blooded pets, well, cold-bloodedly kill and eat them? This guy was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/uslatest\/story\/0,1282,-1509913,00.html\">squished to death by his pet snake<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is it with dumb people keeping oversized lizards as pets? And why then do they act all surprised when their cold-blooded pets, well, cold-bloodedly kill and eat them? This guy was squished to&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=843"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}