{"id":940,"date":"2002-03-08T17:16:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-08T21:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=940"},"modified":"2002-03-08T17:16:00","modified_gmt":"2002-03-08T21:16:00","slug":"gps-targets-lager-louts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/03\/08\/17\/16\/gps-targets-lager-louts\/","title":{"rendered":"GPS Targets Lager Louts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And in a related development, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/yournews\/story\/sm_538560.html\">Budweiser are now tracking lager drinkers&#8217; <\/a><a href=\"..\/Webstore\/GPS\/Budweiser%20secretes%20promotion%20transmitters%20in%20cans.html\">locations using satellite surveillance<\/a>. This is great news. Now drinkers of crappy lager everywhere can be zapped from space, either with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=%22Orbital+Mind+Control+Lasers\">Orbital Mind Control Lasers<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/web.nps.navy.mil\/~library\/bibs\/dewtoc.htm\">beam energy weapons<\/a>, or a simple <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boeing.com\/defense-space\/space\/propul\/keasat.html\">kinetic projective device.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And in a related development, Budweiser are now tracking lager drinkers&#8217; locations using satellite surveillance. This is great news. Now drinkers of crappy lager everywhere can be zapped from space, either with the Orbital&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=940"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}