{"id":950,"date":"2002-03-13T01:17:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-13T05:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=950"},"modified":"2002-03-13T01:17:00","modified_gmt":"2002-03-13T05:17:00","slug":"the-horror-the-horror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/03\/13\/01\/17\/the-horror-the-horror\/","title":{"rendered":"The Horror, The Horror&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What a charming man is John Ashcroft. Not content with being <a href=\"http:\/\/www.disinfo.com\/pages\/dossier\/id755\/pg1\/\">anointed with <\/a><a href=\"..\/Webstore\/Ashcroft\/an%20empty%20suit%20with%20the%20deepest%20pockets.html\">cooking oil<\/a>, <a href=\"...\/Blogfiles\/2002_01_27_WeekArchive.php#9130634\">defacing art<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andrewtobias.com\/newcolumns\/011120.html\">eliminating satanic tabby<\/a><a href=\"..\/Webstore\/Ashcroft\/Turns%20Out%20It's%20Not%20the%20Black%20Cats%20You%20Have%20to%20Watch%20Our%20For.html\">\/calico cats<\/a> from the earth, he also <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/Archive\/Article\/0,4273,4367019,00.html\">sings<\/a>. <a href=\"..\/Webstore\/Ashcroft\/Staff%20cry%20poetic%20injustice%20as%20singing%20Ashcroft%20introduces%20patriot%20games.html\">Badly<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not kidding: <a href=\"..\/Vids\/Ashcroft%20Sings\/ashcroft.sings.wbtv.med.rm\">click and see<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a charming man is John Ashcroft. Not content with being anointed with cooking oil, defacing art, and eliminating satanic tabby\/calico cats from the earth, he also sings. Badly. I&#8217;m not kidding: click and&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}