{"id":950,"date":"2002-03-13T01:17:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-13T05:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=950"},"modified":"2002-03-13T01:17:00","modified_gmt":"2002-03-13T05:17:00","slug":"the-horror-the-horror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/03\/13\/01\/17\/the-horror-the-horror\/","title":{"rendered":"The Horror, The Horror…"},"content":{"rendered":"

What a charming man is John Ashcroft. Not content with being anointed with <\/a>cooking oil<\/a>, defacing art<\/a>, and eliminating satanic tabby<\/a>\/calico cats<\/a> from the earth, he also sings<\/a>. Badly<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I’m not kidding: click and see<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What a charming man is John Ashcroft. Not content with being anointed with cooking oil, defacing art, and eliminating satanic tabby\/calico cats from the earth, he also sings. Badly. I’m not kidding: click and...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t