{"id":969,"date":"2002-03-27T20:02:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-28T00:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=969"},"modified":"2002-03-27T20:02:00","modified_gmt":"2002-03-28T00:02:00","slug":"milton-and-dudley-kick-the-bucket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/03\/27\/20\/02\/milton-and-dudley-kick-the-bucket\/","title":{"rendered":"Milton and Dudley Kick The Bucket"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dudley<\/a> got to snog Bo Derek.<\/p>\n

Milton<\/a> got to snog many Zeigfield Follies. He was also the wonderfully henpecked Russell<\/a> in Mad Mad Mad Mad World<\/i><\/a>.<\/p>\n

On the whole I’d rather have been Milton than Dudley.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dudley got to snog Bo Derek. Milton got to snog many Zeigfield Follies. He was also the wonderfully henpecked Russell in Mad Mad Mad Mad World. On the whole I’d rather have been Milton...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t