CD Technics No No

So BMG, one of the world’s largest media bullies, has quietly announced that it’s going to cripple all of its CD music releases from now on so that they crash or refuse to play in PCs, DVDs, and basically anything more advanced than a 1991-era vintage CD player. The accouncement is immaculately worded:

�we are sorry you have troubles with our copy protection technology. The copy protection reacts on the special new technology that is build in in burners. Unfortunately htis technics was built in many new CD players, even if they can’t copy a cd.

�The copy protection yet does not recognize wheather that burner technics is build in a cd player or in a burner. That’s why the cd playern might not play a copy protected CD. Since burner technics are also built in car radios, this may be the reason, why you can’t listen to a copyprotected cd in your car.

�As far as we were adviced, our copy protection is according to the Red Book Standart as well as all labelling on the cd.

�A standart home CD player is one that has no burner technics built in. Our Cds play on all Cd players without burner technics.

�There will be no cd manufactured without copyprotection any more.�