Tagged: Psychiatry

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Ow My Vaccinated Balls

Ow! My balls! The Stupidity! “You have 100 million viruses sprayed up the nose, along with other things like MSG (monosodium glutamate) and sugar, which causes inflammation … Someone who gets vaccinated could say,...

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Morphine for Spectacular Psychiatric Efficacy

On call last night, got a spectacular consult. Elderly person w/ poorly controlled HIV, sent in from a facility. By report, “acting out and throwing self to floor, evaluate for psychiatric disease and 5150...

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Call Fu

You know you’re finally getting the hang of call when you can correctly diagnose opioid withdrawal with a beta blocker on-board from just a couple of vital signs read back by a nurse…

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Yet Another ED Call Night:

No complaint of visual hallucinations, no complaint of auditory hallucinations, no complaint of tactile hallucinations, no suicidal ideations, no homicidal ideations, no reported overdose. Pt went to the XXXXXXX and spent $300.00 on a...

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Catatonia, FTW!

Just diagnosed catatonia in a patient who became unresponsive and got intubated, got a CT, then a CT stroke protocol, CT angio chest, MRI, spinal tap, continuous EEG, flagrantly extensive metabolic and infectious workup....

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PitA Personality Disorder

KNOWN ALLERGIES: –adhesive tape, –all dairy products, nuts, –artificial sweetners, –barium sulfate, –cigarette smoke, –corn, corn oil, corn syrup, –dalmane, –desyrel, –dust, –fd, –gynelotrimin, –halothane, –high fructose corn syrup, –insect stings, –iodized salt, –ipecac,...

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Vegetative Depression

CC: FO in Rectum. ASSESSMENT: Pt has a cucumber and coke bottle stuck in rectum x 24 hours. attempted to remove throughout day without success., Airway: clear, Breathing: non-labored, Breathing: normal, Circulation: adequate, Capillary...