Skip to content

meehawl

meehawl

all that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned

  • Uncategorized
  • 0

Should Have Tried the Twinkie Defence

by mike · 2003-04-09

Guy spends five (!) hours trying to kill his wife (via slashing, smothering, and stabbing) and the best defence he can come up with is “I was dreaming”.

A nuclear engineer who couldn’t convince a jury that he was dreaming when he nearly killed his wife in a bizarre five-hour knife attack was sentenced Thursday to 40 years in prison. Deborah Cottrell, 27, testified that her husband attacked her without warning, slashing her throat and stabbing her repeatedly at 5:30 a.m. He subsequently tried smothering her with a pillow and knifed her again during the ordeal. Erin Cottrell, who was working for GE Medical Systems, testified that he remembers little of the attack. The key to his defense was that he did not consciously intend to harm his then-wife because he was in a dream state exacerbated by the ingestion of cold medicine and wine the night before.

Related

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.

Follow:

  • Next story Kurds Screwed Again – Nobody Very Surprised
  • Previous story A Splendidly Lethal War (For Journalists)

Recent

  • “Universal filter failed” on CUPS Linux printing from evince
  • Byte, Hypercard, and ANSI C, Oh My!
  • On Hope
  • Democratic Sin Eaters
  • Podcasting: Cooked
  • UE Boom’s Perverse Firmware Logic
  • Bye Vernor
  • BTRFS My Sweet
  • New Printer Blues
  • Magic Jizz

Tags

Apple banking bestiality Brenna business cancer capitalism Christianity class conspiracy corporate welfare economics Emergency Medicine Emergency Psychiatry emergency room EU European Union food Google health policy internet Iraq Ireland Israel Linux medical school medicine Mexico mobile paranoia penis politics porn Psychiatry religion schizophrenia science science fiction Scuba Silicon Valley Singularity spycraft TCD Twitter WTF

Admin

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org

Recent

  • “Universal filter failed” on CUPS Linux printing from evince
  • Byte, Hypercard, and ANSI C, Oh My!
  • On Hope
  • Democratic Sin Eaters
  • Podcasting: Cooked
  • UE Boom’s Perverse Firmware Logic
  • Bye Vernor
  • BTRFS My Sweet
  • New Printer Blues
  • Magic Jizz

Tags

Apple banking bestiality Brenna business cancer capitalism Christianity class conspiracy corporate welfare economics Emergency Medicine Emergency Psychiatry emergency room EU European Union food Google health policy internet Iraq Ireland Israel Linux medical school medicine Mexico mobile paranoia penis politics porn Psychiatry religion schizophrenia science science fiction Scuba Silicon Valley Singularity spycraft TCD Twitter WTF

Admin

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org

More

Powered by  - Designed with the Hueman theme