Lizard Head Meets Chicken Head!

Finger Licking Good!

Unlike the Chicken-Head-In-McDonald’s-Fries story, these guys found a lizard head in their Applebee’s chicken salad.

“Based on our initial investigation, we believe that somehow a small ‘fence lizard’ managed to deeply imbed itself in a head of lettuce delivered to our restaurant from California. The associate who prepared the lettuce did not notice this highly unusual situation.”

Of course, the big question is… who ate the lizard body, and how did they not notice? Maybe it was crushed and spread all over the lettuce as a sort of spicy, unrecognizable dressing?
Earlier here .