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Holy Vanishing Magic Foreskin Batman!

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Not since the Middle Ages, when lopped-off body parts of divine do-gooders were bought, sold, and traded, has relic theft been big news. But the mysterious disappearance of Calcata’s beloved curio is different … It was the foreskin of Jesus Christ, the snipped-off tip of the savior’s penis, the only piece of his body he supposedly left on earth … Some suspect the village priest sold it for a heavenly sum; others say it was stolen by thieves and ended up on the relics black market; some even suggest Satanists or neo-Nazis are responsible. But the most likely culprit is an unlikely one: the Vatican.

2 Responses

  1. Dez says:
    2006-12-21 at 10:11:12

    Euuuuw.

  2. Anonymous says:
    2007-01-05 at 10:11:12

    gilbert gottfried does a great Pope Dracula impression.

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