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Fellatio Fortune Telling

by mike · 2002-01-07

How illuminating… beats some other prognostication methods hands down.
I pulled the skin down and the top started emitting this black light. Once I’d put him in my mouth I could taste the sort of bitterness he’d experienced. I could see his future. And that future was an enormous amount of happiness at a racecourse.

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