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Keeping Warm in the Ice Age

Archeologists have uncovered an 28,000-year-old impressively large dildo from a cave in Germany. Researchers believe the object’s distinctive form and etched rings around one end mean there can be little doubt as to its...

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Princess

Back in 1999 people were flinging cash at "The Internet" like zoo chimps fling shit. Some morons at Shockwave.com decided to give the wonderfully congenitally obnoxious Trey Parker and Matt Stone a free hand...

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No Sweet Pussy

Genetic Mutation Leaves Felines Unable to Taste Sugar … Cats both large and small harbor a genetic mutation that renders the sugar detectors on their taste buds inoperative.

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Destination Eschaton

Recent weeks have seen the insurgency reach new heights of sustained brutality. The violence is ever more centered on sectarian killings, with Sunni insurgents targeting hundreds of Shiite and Kurdish civilians in suicide bombings....

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Enemies of Humanity

The U.S. military on Sunday said it was looking into how virtually identical quotations ended up in two of its news releases about different insurgent attacks. Following a car bombing in Baghdad on Sunday,...

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Small Wonder

Much though I dislike Wal-Mart, it is now selling one of the latest Asian fads: the Mobiblu Cube mp3 player. This literally tiny little marvel packs in an mp3 player, a radio, and a...

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Sell Out Sunday

Implemented Google adverts on the page. It seems to think I am all about body fat and dieting. Contextual advertising rules, oh yes.

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Burning Political Economy

Burning Man is coming up. I just noticed that an old Wikipedia entry I made was deleted some time ago by an IP registered to Black Rock City, the corporate shell that owns Burning...

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There Goes the Neighbourhood

To get a sense of the damage that storm surge can do to New York City, call 311 and ask them to send you a full-color copy of the New York City Hurricane Evacuation...