meehawl all that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned

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Hoff Twofer

Beer-swilling Baywatch star David Hasselhoff was booted out of Wimbledon because he was steaming drunk … Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: You should let me in. Do...

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Biobollocks

The United States has 73 million acres of corn cropland. At 350 gallons per acre, the entire U.S. corn crop would make 25.5 billion gallons, equivalent to about 6.3 billion gallons of gasoline. The...

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Apple’s Gone A Bit Pete Tong

I’ve always been a Mac user, but as Apple grows more powerful I get the sense that there’s a little bit of Microsoft in there. The way it’s so controlled from the center. It’s...

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Bench Warrant

[Judge] Thompson exposed himself during three separate 2003 cases (two of which were murder trials) … Two court employees told investigators that they saw Thompson … attach the suction device to his penis, while...

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Shock and Wobbly Awe

When [the nuclear] option proved to be politically untenable … the [US] Air Force came up with a new bombing plan … to deliver a series of large bunker-bustersconventional bombs filled with high explosiveson...

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Welfare Rice Queens

Nationwide, the [US] government has paid at least $1.3 billion in subsidies for rice and other crops since 2000 to individuals who do no farming at all … In 2005 alone, when pretax farm...

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Unconventional Treatment

Two years ago the US military invited Mr Mujahid … to prove his innocence before a special military tribunal … Mr Mujahid called four witnesses from Afghanistan. But months later the tribunal president returned...