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Bits The Bachelor Left Out

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There were five girls and the makeup artist in the limo. The makeup artist got carsick and threw up all over the limo. We were all gagging, feeling sick. Some of the girls had vomit on their legs. But the worst thing was that we were under strict orders not to speak to one another… We had to pull over. The driver tried to clean it up. Because, you know, on the show, the limo pulls up to Aaron’s house and there couldn’t be vomit all over the side of the car.

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