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Exponents Are *Hard*

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Newsweek recently gushed that “one in five males in northwest Ireland may be a descendant of a legendary fifth-century warlord.” In fact, virtually everyone with any European ancestry is descended from that man … we’re also all descended from Julius Caesar, from Nefertiti, from Confucius, from the Seven Daughters of Eve, and from any other historical figure who left behind lines of descendants and lived earlier than a few thousand years ago.

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