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The dead have quit rotting in German cemeteries — they are turning into wax-like corpses … Corpses are no longer decaying … Instead, the deceased become waxen, an uncanny process that has become so rampant it can no longer be ignored … As time passes, the remains of the departed coagulate to form “a hard, durable substance.” When knocked with a spade, the wax-like bodies sound hollow … Germany recycles cemetery plots after a period of 15 to 25 years. Experience has shown that the earthly remains of the deceased rot away almost entirely in this amount of time, but only under favorable soil conditions.

Tags: Germany, cemeteries, corpses by mike
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Our report deals with a 30-year-old man who was found hanged in the living room of his flat. The deceased was wearing headphones connected to a PC. Within the deceased’s view was a computer screen showing the last picture of a video file downloaded from the Internet with the head of an unclothed, allegedly hanged female. The deceased’s left hand was inside his trousers in the genital region. The autopsy did not only show findings typical for hanging, but also advanced sarcoidosis, which was known to the victim. Although this basic illness could have been a possible motive for suicide, the circumstances in the presented case pointed more in the direction of an accidental autoerotic death. As far as we know, this is the first description of a death during autoerotic activity in which sexual stimulation was achieved by watching a video file downloaded from the Internet.

Tags: D'oh!, Internet porn, Pornography, autoerotic asphyxiation, epic fail, hanging, sarcoidosis by mike
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MetaFilter is a good way to pass some time:

Anglo Women are an endangered species!

Past life as a Samurai.

I am a Mutant with an enlarged brain, and a device implanted into my head but its very sensitive to electromagnetic fields.. please help me avoid them
Phones are bugged
Need Resources on Mind Energy Changing DNA

Bus boyfriends
No longer rockin’ the suburbs

I shit a worm

Vegas Threesome

I’ve invented a complete imaginary world. Am I insane?
The Lifecycle of the Imaginary

How to shoot a lot of sperm?

Could a typical young man, armed only with a knife, (say, six or eight inches long) be trained to consistently “win” fights with a grizzly bear?

Tommorow is your lucky day, punk ass piece of shit

Now I Know How Simone Warne Must Have Felt

Do I have a classic case of “More-ism?”

Metafilter: you fucking pissants have pulled this shit more than once.

How do I administer some mammal love?

Panty stealer!

Poo

Lawyer Harassment

I sit adjacent to a nice woman at work. I get bad thoughts.

How do I screw my neighbor?

I just got fired today for reading this thread.

What’s it like to feel loved?

Bisexuality and the law?

MetaFilter is now neither meta nor a filter.

A link to NAMBLA is just wrong
Growing Up Sexually

What more could I do to stop going crazy?

How does a Protestant minister handle a confession of murder?

Help me become a professional shop lifter

Can I fix my own furnace?

Steal a dog to save a dog, but hurt a man in the process

Why can’t the executives at my job spell?

End of youth?
Life-altering experiences

What to do when your s-o doesn’t come through in a pinch

Trials of a Responsible Hedonist
Girl Crazy
Fell in love with a prostitute. Lasted 3 years; ended badly. How to get over it?

is an ebay fraud seller free?

I bet my right hand against quonsar’s lies

I had no idea how militantly ignorant reklaw was

Calling them like I see them

If you don’t know the answer, don’t answer the question

Is my mom’s behavior towards my little brother inappropriate?

Tags: MetaFilter, internet by mike
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Anonymous RickRolled Scientology. Why? For the lulz.

More Ricks.

Tags: 4Chan, Anonymous, PartyVan, Project Chanology, Rick Astley, RickRoll, Scientology by mike
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For a decade now, Hollywood acting has been slowly, steadily poisoned by a bacterium called Clostridium botulinum … Today, most actors in most movies have deliberately paralysed faces, incapable of registering anything … This Botox-bind leaves actresses who are hitting the Hollywood-elderly of 40 in a cruel position. If they refuse to have the face done, they can’t get cast. But if they have the face done, they can’t act. They are trapped by our creepy desire to have any sign of ageing banished from our sight-lines, even on the cinema screen.

Tags: Botox, Hollywood by mike
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I was looking for something too obscure for BitTorrent and figured it might be lurking somewhere on RapidShare or one of the other gonzo file dumps. When I went to RapidLibrary.Com, it helpfully printed out a list of recent searches, the keywords of which help elaborate exactly what makes “Web 2.0″ so special:

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Tags: RapidLibrary, RapidShare, Web 2.0, What The Fuck?, gonzo by mike
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Bluefields in Nicaragua looks like any other rum-soaked, Rastafarian-packed, hammock-infested Caribbean paradise. But Bluefields has a secret … People here don’t have to work. Every week, sometimes every day, 35kg sacks of cocaine drift in from the sea … When the [US Coast Guard] get close, the traffickers toss the cocaine overboard, both to eliminate evidence and lighten their load in an escape attempt … “People here now go beachcombing for miles, they walk until the find packets. Even the lobster fisherman now go out with the pretence of fishing but really they are looking for la langosta blanca - the white lobster” … when a fisherman finds white lobster the entire village shares the treasure, with a percentage going to the community, a smaller percentage to the church and the majority split among the crew of the small boat that found the loot. “It is like a municipal tax … The schools and churches are not built by the Government, that money comes from the fishermen and their finds”./a>

Tags: Bluefields, Caribbean, Cocaine, Nicaragua, Rastafari, langosta blanca, white lobster by mike
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The U.S. military also said in a statement that it had dropped 19,000 pounds of explosives on the farmland of Arab Jabour south of Baghdad. The strikes targeted buried bombs and weapons caches. “In the last 10 days, the military has dropped nearly 100,000 pounds of explosives on the area, which has been a gateway for Sunni militants into Baghdad.

On April 27, 1937, in the midst of the Spanish Civil War (a prelude to World War II), the planes of the German Condor Legion attacked the ancient Basque town of Guernica. They came in waves, first carpet bombing, then dropping thermite incendiaries. It was a market day and there may have been as many as 7,000-10,000 people, including refugees, in the town which was largely destroyed in the ensuing fire storm. More than 1,600 people may have died there (though some estimates are lower). The Germans reputedly dropped about 50 tons or 100,000 pounds of explosives on the town.

Tags: Arab Jabour, Baghdad, Guernica, Iraq, Operation Rügen, area bombardment, carpet bombing by mike
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