Monthly Archive: November 2001

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Onward to Victory!

All these lame newspaper headlines and TV bulletins annoy me. As if “victory” was somehow assured, and easy, instant, and lasting. The editors at these papers and stations are just dishonest and seeking to...

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Sweet Venison

More just desserts for carnivores! There is, of course, a trailer park involved. The most offensive part of this is that these two hicks are driving along, they see a deer by the side...

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Deep Throat

He worked the hooked end down his throat, hoping to snag the [cocaine] balloon and pull it out. Instead, he snared his throat … “He was in a lot of pain,” Davis said. “He...

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Scarred For Life!

Even worse than stumbling on your parents having sex… accidentally seeing your favourite teacher having sex! Related here.

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Rashid Dostum In Da Kabul House

The UK Mirror has this rather-more-lurid-than-most description of the “liberation” of Kabul. The Taliban fighters were beaten until their heads caved in. In a traditional Afghan symbol of victory, 10,000 Afghani notes were stuffed...

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Trading Turbans

It seems like all this news of the Taliban quitting cities in Afghanistan is good news. But I note that the Russians, when they invaded, managed to take all the Afghan cities in less...

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Bush Creates His Star Chamber

Bush’s Police State continues to develop – now he has a Star Chamber to eliminate his opponents. I see from this that the Bush Gang are getting ready to chop off some Arab heads....

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Kabul Transition

“We have reports of looting, abductions of civilians from the city, uncontrolled freelance gunmen. Some street battles are ongoing.” – Some UN Guy on the transition of Kabul from Taliban to NA control.

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When You’ve Got To Go…

Man goes for a pee on plane, gets wrestled to ground by armed Sky Marshals, then charged with marijuana possession. That’s one unlucky guy.