Monthly Archive: January 2002

You know you’ve arrived as a cultural icon when you get your logo onto the newest, hottest Es. Big up the Harry Potter Massive.

This is an important observation. John Walker, the “American Taliban”, was drugged to the gills by the CNN stringer to become “compliant”. And then this “interview” has been cut and re-cut to make him...

So Mr Wendys died. Apparently, he had blocked arteries and required a quadruple bypass in recent years. This is not surprise when you eat too much of your own toxic product. But it was...

So Tokyo Disney has a Tokyo Disney brothel. More evidence of the Evil Mouse.

What a turnip! From the Baldrick School of Cunning Plans…

So Tony Blair is the first victorious Western Head of State to land in “triumph” in Afghanistan. What can Dubya do to beat this? Maybe personally fire the killing shot at Bin Laden?

This moron Thomas Jenkins threatened me in email a few weeks ago. One more joins the enemy list. Seems he doesn’t like my old GAA page. He managed to throw in a bit of...

Jaded Brit clubbers go all tourist, taking a world tour to find that elusive Perfect E one more time…

How illuminating… beats some other prognostication methods hands down. I pulled the skin down and the top started emitting this black light. Once I’d put him in my mouth I could taste the sort...

But were they low-calorie?