Monthly Archive: January 2002

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Mullah Steve McQueen

If this Mullah Omar is lame and half-blind and kinda weak, how did he do a Steve McQueen and escape the Pentagon’s might on a motorbike?!?!? Could it be that local Afghan warlords are...

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In The Bedroom

Saw In The Bedroom, great movie. People are all going gaga over Sissy Spacek but this may be Tom Wilkinson’s Oscar. He’s phenomenal, even if his US accent sucks. He’s come a long way...

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Propaganda Anti Triumph

Is this really the best the Pentagon propaganda wonks can do? How many people in Afghanistan can read, let alone read English?

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Duct Tape And Silicone

Ah, duct tape and silicone… the choice of all diligent psychotic mother killers. Her face was encased in duct tape. Her hands were bound with duct tape. Her body was fully clothed and tightly...

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Q-Tip Adventures

This really sucks. My right ear is still kind of blocked. It felt weird on Saturday morning so, ignoring the warning on the box, I manoeuvred a Q-Tip in really deep and dug around....

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Burger King Glass Ceiling

Who said there’s no glass ceiling? This woman worked for Burger King for 40 years, watching it grow from around 50 franchises to 11,000, but she manages to progress from carhop to cashier? That’s...

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Single? Quelle Surprise!

Two smelly single guys start camping out now for new Star Wars movie… due in five months or so. Get a life! This sort of pathological commodity fetishism is always funny, but kinda sad.