Monthly Archive: January 2002

Pepsi’s Doritos group has decided that the Superbowl demographic is too old to sell the Frito Lay brand. They are taking their ad dollars online. The death of the online ad market really has...

What is with Bush Spawn? George’s partying daughters have their own website dedicated to stories of their messiness, but it’s Jeb Bush’s kids that can’t seem to stay out of trouble. Young Jebby Bush...

Gore Vidal on the Olsen Twins: If it weren’t for those two little whores, Jon Benet might still be with us today

I liked this, Moby Dick and Ahab’s futile absolutist quest as a perfect analogy for the Bush Gang’s “War on Terrorism”.

Kandahar is definitely getting back to normal, as joyful sons of sodom are to be seen driving along the boulevards of the ancient city, their catamites demurely installed in the passenger seat. Earlier here.

Icky! Missing man found dead in hospital after a month. Maybe they need to fire some janitors?

The humourless buffoons who own the James Bond movie franchise have finally woken up and realised that Mike Myers has been (shock! horror!) taking the royal piss out of them. They’ve decided to injunct...

So prospective jurors in the White-Supremacist-Dogs-Ate-The-Lesbian trial have to explain their feelings as to sexual relations between individuals and animals. Ewwwwwww!

Also: Bush Utters Intelligent Thought The teacher who claimed he was “orally raped” by one of his students has beat the rap. Well, kind of. Earlier here.

Hrm, ban a substance and its rate of use “surges”. I am so not surprised by this. Who’d heard of Ecstasy before the US DEA banned it in 1987? Then within a year it’s...