Monthly Archive: January 2002

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Realdoll Lesbian Sex Orgy

Staggered by the rapacious perversity of people, I once downloaded a particularly sick Realdoll site where this guy was arranging his $5000 sex dolls into lesbian orgies. Little did I know that Realdoll Porn...

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Non-Dairy Creamer

A supervisor with the Onondaga County Department of Social Services was charged Tuesday with lewdness … [He] had been masturbating into the coffee cups of co-workers.

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Cybercafe Gangs

No longer just the communications center of choice for Al Qaida members, cybercafes are the new gangbanger haunts. Phuong Huu Ly, 20, died after he was stabbed in the head with a screwdriver in...

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Enron’s Human Rights Abuses

It seems people are surprised that some Enron employees are furiously shredding documents. Indeed, their shredding frenzy is such that private security have been hired to attempt to prevent this. Surely, people say, surely...

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Humanitarian Smokescreen

seeing as how the United States was there for purely humanitarian reasons I keep seeing this “purely humanitarian” phrase a lot. To be eminently Machiavellian, very little the US ever does is purely humanitarian...

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9/11 Reruns

Amazing archive of live footage of 9/11. I remember being stunned as the day went by at how quickly the raw horror of what was happening was transformed into TV melodrama, with a plot,...

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Stevie Case’s Breasts

Ah how video games change people. You start off as some kind of high-school over-achiever, play Quake well, then end up a few boob jobs later as a first-person shooter porno fetish object.

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OJ’s Ex Missing

So OJ Simpson’s ex has gone missing… … Oh well, it’s “strictly” an animal abuse case. She’s a weirdo.