Monthly Archive: February 2002

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Getting Away With It All

That teacher that beat the charges that she’d slept with a number of her teenage pupils has now admitted on radio that she fucked a 16-year-old pupil. I guess she has Michael Jackson Fever,...

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War Fever Not Eternal

When war fever dissipates, politicians and generals who’ve been making hay start to fret. After WW2 ended, the Brits threw out Churchill and elected a Labour government in his place. After the first Gulf...

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Intelligence Gap

Senate and House finally getting around to examining the how and why of the massive intelligence failure that enabled the hijackers to enter the US, seize the planes, then hit the WTC and Pentagon...

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World’s Oldest Fossil Vomit Uncovered

Palaeontologists have always dug archaic scat porn such as coprolites. So it’s surely a relief that the world’s oldest fossilised vomit pile has been uncovered. We believe this is the first time the existence...

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Nuking Steptoe And Son

Pentagon Nukes Steptoe and Son… So the thinking now is that those guys standing around the SUV that the Pentagon remote-control-bombed last week were in fact scrap metal dealers. Afghan versions of Steptoe and...