Monthly Archive: December 2003

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Chicken Tonight

I really don’t feel like chicken tonight. When I would grab the chickens that missed the killing machine in order to cut their throats, their feathers would come out in my hands and the...

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Bye Bye Abercrombie

That awfully dull tits’n’ass porno preppie brand Abercrombie is fading away, thankfully… In retailing, the most important metric is same-store sales, or how much money shoppers have spent at outlets that have been open...

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Gulag Archipelago

As the guerrilla war against Iraqi insurgents intensifies, American soldiers have begun wrapping entire villages in barbed wire. In selective cases, American soldiers are demolishing buildings thought to be used by Iraqi attackers. They...

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Mission Creep

So much for mission accomplished. I noticed today that the Pentagon has launched its largest ever ground offensive in Afghanistan. I guess the Pentagon is finding out what the British and Russians could have...

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Santorum

I was also happy to see that Dan Savage’s naming of santorum (for the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex) is sticking. It’s now the...

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Miserable Failure

No surprises here for Google’s first hit for the phrase “miserable failure“. Biography of President George W. BushHome > President > Biography President George W. Bush En Espa?ol. George W. Bush is the 43rd...

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Free Speech In Pittsburgh

When retired Pittsburgh steelworker Bill Neel learned that President George W. Bush was coming to town last year, he … made a hand-lettered sign ? The Bush family must surely love the poor! They...

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Iraqi Resistance Democracy

It’s exciting to see that some Iraqis are enjoying the democratic process… “But my colleagues and I don’t hate the American people or even most of the soldiers,” he says. “We just want them...

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Pagans A Go Go

Found this little labour of love, the Pagan Origins of the Christ Myth. Someone spent a lot of time on this gem.