Wot? No Abs?!?

Being unemployed I now have a lot more time to watch junk TV and the frequency of those abs buster electro machines is kind of worrying. So I looked at my little Buddah Belly (“cute” according to Lisa) and wondered “What if…?”. Anyway, I resisted dialing the 1800 number and after this temporary insanity had passed, I did some research…

After eight weeks of “training” using EMS, subjects experienced no significant changes in weight, body-fat percentage, strength or overall appearance. Not only was EMS ineffective, it was painful, too.

Apparently, the FDA dislikes them as well. Back to the drawing board…