Bush’s Rectal Topography

In a world where the Leader of the Free World can get all lubed up, spreadeagled
, and a video camera inserted up his arse and then despite wall-to-wall cov
era
ge there
is *no* interview with whoever had the job of lubing up the First Bottom, I feel somehow cheated of full surreality. I hope the video recording of this undoubtedly epochal moment will be properly archived for future generations to analyse. Today we pore over tapes of Nixon’s racist obscenities, perhaps future generations will marvel at a Smithsonian exhibit of Bush’s rectal topography. Oh please dear Gods of Fate, let it be so!