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Invasion of the GIANT RODENTS

by mike · 2003-09-18

I know Lisa will love this. Scientists have unearthed a 700 Kg fossilized rodent. That’s larger than many cows. It’s an ancestor of the guinea pig.

The full magnitude of the world’s largest ever rodent has been revealed- the now-extinct monster was the size of a cow … “Imagine a weird guinea pig, but huge, with a long tail for balancing on its hind legs and continuously growing teeth”.

FUCKING HUGE RODENTDAMN THAT'S BIG
I guess it’s down to a competition between us apes and the rodents, and the damn rodents are winning!

The first rodents appeared about 40 to 50 million years ago … Rodents are now the most diverse group of mammals with more than 2,000 species; 40% of all mammalian species. “And they also have a huge size range – over ten orders of magnitude. But at a stroke this new fossil stretches this size range by more than another order of magnitude and reshapes our view of the evolution of these animals.”

Earlier here.

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  1. Evil Nose says:
    2003-09-19 at 10:11:12

    So, so wrong.

  2. mike says:
    2003-09-20 at 10:11:12

    Mmmmm, imagine farming them for HUGE RODENT BURGERS!!!!!

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