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The Talented Mr Wright

by mike · 2006-08-06

Joe Francis, the founder of the “Girls Gone Wild” empire, is humiliating me. He has my face pressed against the hood of a car, my arms twisted hard behind my back. He’s pushing himself against me, shouting: “This is what they did to me in Panama City” … In January 2004 … he was forced at gunpoint to simulate sodomizing himself with a vibrator as an intruder videotaped him in his Bel-Air mansion. A 28-year-old named Darnell Riley was arrested 14 months later, after police received a tip from Paris Hilton.

[Riley possessed videos depicting] Hilton engaging in a host of unwholesome activities … most potentially damaging to the heiresss reputation was an incident at a nightclub allegedly captured on videotape in which Hilton calls two black men dumb niggers behind their backs an epithet that reportedly strained relations between Hilton and her Simple Life co-star Nicole Richie.

All paths seem to lead to a mysterious figure named Will Wright, who Francis identified as the voice at the other end of the two-way radio Riley held the night of the home invasion, and from whom he took his orders. (After restraining Franciss hands behind his back, Riley removed the pink dildo and a Sony DV camera from a Nike backpack, telling his victim, Dont get me wrong, Im not a faggot”, making the freelance video a premeditated act.)

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