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Crab People! Crab People!

by mike · 2004-03-01

Taste like crab, talk like people…

Millions of giant Pacific crabs, whose ancestors were brought to Europe by Joseph Stalin in the 1930s, are marching south along Norway’s coast, devouring everything in their path. The monster crabs, which can weigh up to 25lb and have a claw-span of more than three feet, are proving so resilient that scientists fear they could end up as far south as Gibraltar … They now number more than 10 million and have reached the Lofoten Islands off north-west Scandinavia, leaving in their wake what one expert described as “an underwater desert”. In a graphic display of the extent of the crab’s submarine domination, some photographs of the ocean floor in Kirkenes in northern Norway show a writhing mass of the ugly, spiny animals.

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  1. meow meow kitty says:
    2004-03-02 at 10:11:12

    And I just laughed at the South Park episode–I never saw the danger!

    Mmmmm, crab people are yummy…

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