Turncoat Style

If you’re going to do a turncoat, do it in style. One Lord Peter Melchett, ex head of Greenpeace UK, has jumped ship to work for a corporate PR company, Burson-Marsteller. These are’nt just any old PR company, but basically could have been apologists for the Spanish Inquisition in former days. Some of their clients have included:

  • Union Carbide, after the company killed 2,000 people and injured tens of thousands more in Bhopal, India
  • Babcock and Wilcox, after the company’s nuclear reactor suffered a near meltdown at Three Mile Island in 1979
  • Exxon, after their jolly ship Valdez ran aground killing a big chunk of Alaska
  • Monsanto, who specialize in Frankenfoods and poisoning communities
  • Big tobacco (not to be confused with Big Meat)
  • Argentina’s military junta, when they were eliminating thousands
  • Suharto, Indonesia’s ex-dictator and the guy who killed a big chunk of East Timor
  • Saudi royal family, a nice bunch who make the Windsors seem well-balanced, generous, and kind
  • Nicolae Ceausescu, the ex-Romanian dictator and all-around Bad Guy
  • Nigerian government during the Biafran war, to discredit reports of genocide

Which just goes to show, I guess, how English toffs like Melchett will always get a good paying gig, no matter what they have to do for it.

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