Author: mike

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My Head’s Spinning

So with the King out of the country, the courtiers are scrambling over each other to ascribe blame for the Uranium Forgeries. The CIA are blaming Blair, Blair says he has the real thing,...

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Oh Say Can You See?

You’d have to be a goddamn Islamofascist liberal peacenik terrorist Francophile lackey not to want to get hitched to your obedient little woman in one of these damn fine patriotic dresses…

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All Over Bar the Boiling

So the UN’s World Meteorological Organization, the global weather boffins, have released a statement that, basically, we are all fucked. “extreme weather events” might increase in number and intensity, as global temperatures rise due...

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Comments Back Again

So Google upgraded Blogger’s content management system and changed it from a reasonable 8-digit ID to a gargantuan 18-digit ID. THis caused the comment counting to fail. How many bloggers do Google think they...

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Socialised Pot

So the Canadian government has decided to muscle in on the pot selling business and put the squeeze on tens of thousands of free-market entrepreneurs by using predatory pricing. The 582 sufferers granted dispensation...

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Think First Father Ted!

The horror! The horror! NBC are remaking the incomparable Father Ted sitcom. I expect it to be as successful as the US versions of AbFab and Cracker. What a way to ruin the legacy...

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Fat Tax, Fat Chance

Breakfast cereals like Froot Loops, Cap’n Krunch, Cocoa Puffs, and Lucky Charms, and many other children’s foods such as Oreo Cookies, Eggo Waffles, Jif Peanut Butter, frozen pizza, frozen french fries, and hundreds of...