Author: mike

Roy Orbison In Clingfilm-philia. A fetish so obscure I doubt there’s a latin word for it. Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarb’rste and I like to write stories about...

Bad timing! Hong Kong tourist board booked a series of adverts entitled Hong Kong Will Take Your Breath Away, just in time for the SARS epidemic to really take hold.

So this is the guy who’s going to lead Bush’s Iraqi puppet regime? Iraqis know Chalabi as a crook. He defrauded depositors out of $300 million when his Petra Bank in Jordan collapsed in...

The war against Iraq is on the road to failure in its most important, durable objective: to transform this construct of British imperialism, Baathist oppression, and American fantasies into a willing replica of Western...

Female church leader, 32, sleeps with 14-year-old boy on youth trips after they met at a church meeting. Now she’s pregnant, and in love. A 32-year-old mother of three has been charged with sexual...

I have a good idea what websites this guy frequents. A Queens man who decapitated his Afghan filmmaking partner and put his head in a freezer will claim temporary insanity – caused by witnessing...

Spare a thought for the 18 Afghans released this month from the U.S. prison camp at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. They showed up yesterday in Kabul — cleared, for what it’s worth, of suspicion. One...

Although I flagged this ages ago (and in fact, it’s been part of the neocon Middle East war blueprints for over a decade), many people still seem to be in denial that the Bush...

So I did a search and found that some person – I suspect Roger – had been baiting these fascist crackheads since early April. What a chump. He’s like a slightly more literate vanguard...

So I found three photos that illustrate how quickly a complex human being can be reduced to a piece of meat and all his varied drives reduced to a single post-mortem cause. This the...