Author: mike

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Fiddling While Rome Burns?

So while deluded technophiles contemplate transferring their consciousnesses into digital heaven, the WWF says our civilisation will be lucky to see 2050.

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Arse and Britney Pee

So according to my web stats, six people went to my website after typing arse into Google. I don’t know what to make of this because I don’t see it there when I type...

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Johnny Mnemonic Redux Shock!

So for my birthday we watched Minority Report and I was kind of surprised that one of its big SFX centrepieces was ripped from the terrible Keanu Reeves Johnny Mnemonic (“Johnny Moronic”) movie from...

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Muffy The Vampire Slayer

A cute play on Buffy. It’s an erotic horror, apparently. Or, more honestly and succintly from a porno review site: lesbian in barn m/f, including anal and facial standard, m/f This is of course...

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First Spaceship on Venus

I’ve just watched a most remarkable movie: First Spaceship On Venus. Then again, some people really disliked it! Made by Polish and East German movie studios from an early Stanislaw Lem novel (The Astronauts...

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Bad Cop Brown Donut

There are few things as ugly as cop-on-cop sexual harrassment… While walking up the steps, Miller put a finger between the cheeks of my rear end and pushed forward very hard towards my rectum...

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Realdoll Surgery

I note that many of the “operations” on this site involve the replacement of jaw hinges, which tells me rather a little too much about the favoured practives of certain doll owners.

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Suing Suicide?

So the big record companies are preparing to sue individuals who swap music files. I don’t think any industry could ever successfully survive warring against its own customers. Good luck.