Author: mike

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Kandahar 2 – Electric Boogaloo

Kandahar is definitely getting back to normal, as joyful sons of sodom are to be seen driving along the boulevards of the ancient city, their catamites demurely installed in the passenger seat. Earlier here.

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Killing Fields

Icky! Missing man found dead in hospital after a month. Maybe they need to fire some janitors?

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No Mr Myers, I Expect You To Suck

The humourless buffoons who own the James Bond movie franchise have finally woken up and realised that Mike Myers has been (shock! horror!) taking the royal piss out of them. They’ve decided to injunct...

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Nazis Screwing Animals, Each Other

So prospective jurors in the White-Supremacist-Dogs-Ate-The-Lesbian trial have to explain their feelings as to sexual relations between individuals and animals. Ewwwwwww!

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Pupil Orally Rapes Teacher

Also: Bush Utters Intelligent Thought The teacher who claimed he was “orally raped” by one of his students has beat the rap. Well, kind of. Earlier here.

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Summer of Love

Hrm, ban a substance and its rate of use “surges”. I am so not surprised by this. Who’d heard of Ecstasy before the US DEA banned it in 1987? Then within a year it’s...

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Dick Cheney’s Smarts

Found some great evidence of how stupid Dick Cheney actually is… Well, too stupid to be a General, it seems, but easily intelligent enough to be VP. Meanwhile, he thinks the last powerful President...

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Spinach-Enabled Pigs

Pig gets spinach DNA inserted “to produce healthier pork”. With the ongoing failure of the DNA Central Dogma, this is unwise pollution.

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Mullah Ashcroft

Taking tips from the Taliban regarding the proper treatment of venerated icons, Ashcroft puts a Burkha on Justice Dept statues.