Author: mike

What a turnip! From the Baldrick School of Cunning Plans…

So Tony Blair is the first victorious Western Head of State to land in “triumph” in Afghanistan. What can Dubya do to beat this? Maybe personally fire the killing shot at Bin Laden?

This moron Thomas Jenkins threatened me in email a few weeks ago. One more joins the enemy list. Seems he doesn’t like my old GAA page. He managed to throw in a bit of...

Jaded Brit clubbers go all tourist, taking a world tour to find that elusive Perfect E one more time…

How illuminating… beats some other prognostication methods hands down. I pulled the skin down and the top started emitting this black light. Once I’d put him in my mouth I could taste the sort...

But were they low-calorie?

If this Mullah Omar is lame and half-blind and kinda weak, how did he do a Steve McQueen and escape the Pentagon’s might on a motorbike?!?!? Could it be that local Afghan warlords are...

Good Writers Guild interview with LOTR writers.

This is interesting, a first-hand blog account from someone on the ShoeBomber flight.

No fucking way!