Author: mike

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In The Bedroom

Saw In The Bedroom, great movie. People are all going gaga over Sissy Spacek but this may be Tom Wilkinson’s Oscar. He’s phenomenal, even if his US accent sucks. He’s come a long way...

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Propaganda Anti Triumph

Is this really the best the Pentagon propaganda wonks can do? How many people in Afghanistan can read, let alone read English?

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Duct Tape And Silicone

Ah, duct tape and silicone… the choice of all diligent psychotic mother killers. Her face was encased in duct tape. Her hands were bound with duct tape. Her body was fully clothed and tightly...

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Q-Tip Adventures

This really sucks. My right ear is still kind of blocked. It felt weird on Saturday morning so, ignoring the warning on the box, I manoeuvred a Q-Tip in really deep and dug around....

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Burger King Glass Ceiling

Who said there’s no glass ceiling? This woman worked for Burger King for 40 years, watching it grow from around 50 franchises to 11,000, but she manages to progress from carhop to cashier? That’s...

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Single? Quelle Surprise!

Two smelly single guys start camping out now for new Star Wars movie… due in five months or so. Get a life! This sort of pathological commodity fetishism is always funny, but kinda sad.

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Asymmetrical Response

Since September of last year, the Israeli army has: Killed at least 214 Palestinian children and injured approximately 6,000. Two-thirds of these children were shot dead using live ammunition, and of these, fully a...

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Here Comes The Sun

I drove across Twin Peaks today and saw sunlight and blue sky and realized I hadn’t seen any for while… it lifted my heart just the right little amount!

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Ekpyrosis

My new word for today: Ekpyrosis. Cosmologists and theoretical physicists love making up bizarre new bestiaries of particles and forces, so it figures they like making up words as well. That is, when they...