Author: mike

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Heavy Going

So the first US Special Forces attack in Afghanistan was, apparently, a big mess-up that met far heavier Afghan resistance than expected and led to the US requesting the British SAS be deployed. After...

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Abusive Decision

Who is more likely to abuse her? Applicant decides to apply for intern position with Howard Stern over Bill Clinton.

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Fame Fame Fecal Fame

Hey! My neighbourhood’s in the news! Fame at last! horrified passers-by encountered Dinovo, a one-legged drug addict, lying in his own vomit at high noon last summer on the sidewalk near 16th Street and...

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Gold In Them Thar Hills

Well I guess someone must be reading this, or something, because today I got the first come-on from some spammy marketeers who flog long-diistance cards phone cards assorted dubious material. They want some sort...

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Score One for the Bears!

Grizzly kills hunter. Of course, now the rangers are going all out to find and destroy this grizzly. This seems unfair… for once a bear gets one back and everyone gangs up on it....

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Doomed At Birth

So it looks like the US is now backing away from the idea of a democratic, inclusive post-Taliban government and is going for the old reliable US-approved repressive military dictatorship, AKA the Northern Alliance....

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Paul McCartney’s Cock

How much of a Beatles fan do you have to be to advance frame-by-frame through an old music video to see something that could just possibly be Paul McCartney’s Cock?

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Perfectionist Dad

Shades of Bonsai Kittens, here… father crushes baby son’s head while trying to re-shape it with his hands.