Author: mike

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Branson Is Blofeld

Richard Branson is Blofeld! Virgin has been tracking the movements of all of its mobile phone users for years! I always knew Branson looked fishy…

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SUVs Total Tuvalu

So farewell then, Tuvalu, we hardly knew ye. This small Pacific bunch of islands punched above its weight a few years ago by selling it’s .tv internet domain name suffix to a San Francisco...

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Our Friends In Pakistan

This is a scary article about Pakistan’s ?24? possible nuclear warheads and how likely – or unlikely – they might be to fall into militant fundamentalist’s hands.

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NRA In Afghanistan

How many guns did Reagan’s White House send to the Islamist fighters during the 1980s? 3 million AK-47s. That’s a whole lot of sponsoring of terror. Surely Afghanistan is very close to the NRA’s...

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Veggie Burger Wisdom

Something occurred to me in between bites of a veggie burger. So the CIA is now tasked with assassinating Bin Laden. Weren’t they trying to do the same thing to Fidel Castro for, like,...

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Combat International Terror

Combat International Terror! Now You Too can Combat International Terror! Go to this website and submit a one-page summary of your plan. If accepted, you too could be grandstanding on CNN before you know...

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Body Chunks

One of the coroners at Ground Zero: We were picking pieces of people out of other pieces of people. I think the largest part we received weighed maybe 10 or 15 pounds.

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Gloria Trevi Inseminated

So Gloria Trevi, the Mexican Madonna wannabe who has been charged with sexually molesting her teenage fans, seems to have artificially inseminated herself while languishing in a Brazilian prison cell. Having a child in...